I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
aliens are real they’re just staying in their lane
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
"I don’t really like that chandelier song tbh"
*Chandelier comes on* I’MMMMMMMMM GONNNNNA SWWWWWWWWINGG FROM THE CHANDEILERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
okay i wasnt going to dress up as a witch this year but you know…
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours